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Maybe it's just me, but does our Jersey whiff a bit?
Daily Racing Ratings | Monday 1 June 2026
Daily Racing Ratings Friday 29 May 2026
Daily Racing Ratings | Thursday 28 May 2026
Gold is not everything, but everything needs gold.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing... actually, you might be wrong on that
Daily Racing Ratings | Wednesday 27 May 2026
Daily Racing Ratings | Tuesday 26 May 2026
Daily Racing Ratings | Monday 25 May 2026
BOYDS OWN PAPER LAUNCHES NEW RATINGS
Rabbits, Irish Guineas, Red Bull, Max, and a very dangerous Northerner. HEAT WARNING!!!
Aaron -9 Chelsea 0; Bularia 516 - UK 1; Rigatoni 1 Spaghetti 1
This is what the TV licence is for!
Lockinge, Footy, Eurobitch... finally it's Saturday
"We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes"
Sometimes life is simply stranger than Golf
Nation stunned! King reads PM's nonsense aloud, and Wes almost delivers the shock news.
So much to look forward to! York, PGA, Eurovision, FA Cup, End of Days,
If operating without a Social Licence is bad for Trail Hunting, why is it OK for the next PM?
Sorry dears, but Sally Bowles is not appearing anytime soon!
Lowe's swing has seen his Restore chariot carry him home in Gt Yarmouth
Go on - be the one in three turning out to vote today
Dum spiro, spero... but only because its the first day of Chester
Only the non-runners are winning for me now!
One more day at Punchy - and many more punches for Starmer
Don't panic - it's only an Extinction Level Event!
My moral conundrums - should I pay my bookmaker or the tailor - or plan a holiday?
The Torygraph and the Philologist's dissent
Leaking gaskets on the moon? Madonna!
When is a Power Struggle not a power struggle
Moles in the attic, prayers in church and another National
AINTREE GRAND NATIONAL MEETING SATURDAY
AINTREE GRAND NATIONAL MEETING FRIDAY
AINTREE GRAND NATIONAL MEETING THURSDAY
The Masters Tournament - Augusta
How Milliband and Starmer are overseeing the collapse of UK Plc
Ireland today, Foie Gras tomorrow
Lambourn Open Day and other matters
Easter Racing? Not today thank you; I'm training for Mars.
Talking of the end of lent, new life, old stories, resurrections and stuff that makes you doubt...
Is the Texas Open a Masters dress rehearsal? Hardly...
Ah go on - It's the National season - and you need a subscription!!
Dubai, Lincoln, Suzuka and don't forget Kim
Housework, tidying up, getting things straight... making selections for the PGA Houston Open
Don't Panic Capt. The A1 isn't bust, just confused
Taking a day off from racing...
A Farewell to Arms, to the Ladies and Gents and to the Festival.
CHELTENHAM DAY 4 - GOLD CUP DAY
CHELTENHAM DAY 3 - PATRICKS DAY
The PGA Tour: The Players Championship
CHELTENHAM DAY 2: LADIES DAY - WEDNESDAY 11 MARCH 2026
CHELTENHAM DAY 1: CHAMPION DAY - TUESDAY 10 MARCH 2026
BOP SCORES - How can we now lose at Cheltenham?
An Unashamed Commercial Message for Cheltenham
Trigger Warning. Race Title contains "I" word.
Three SpAds, One No 10, two MI5s, and some special fried rice - but cut the MSG
Please stop posturing - the yanks haven't declared war since 1942 - so no permission needed!
Chagos Chaos - the best place to buy cheap fags - and of course the racing
The Road to Tarsus was never so busy
Is that strange light in the sky Jesus or Aliens?
Sorry Sir. The Sauna did it for me.
"An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!"
A look back over the last week in sadness
The PGA Tour - The Genesis Invitational
At last - a new political party that makes sense - Vox Paucorum
We've won - but I'm super lost.
Is there nothing else to watch?
What does the the Co-op, The Gambling Commission and LIV Golf all have in common?
So far, I don't think she's noticed...
As we say in Italy: "Ero imbattibile andando a sinistra..."
Streeting sounds like a bookie - just don't look to closely at his prices.
In the 90s, not being in Epstein's address book would have been social anathema
Thanks to Spike and Justin and possibly Vick
LEOPARDSTOWN AND IRISH RACING SHOULD BE VERY PROUD
Gnocchi, Farmers playing Golf, and why Lady Scatter-Cushion might be to blame!
All in all it has been an interesting 48 hours!
This weekend comes with its own trials.
Give us a Billion and you too can join my club!
American Express PGA - That might do nicely!
Reform - The RMS Carpathia of titanic politics
2 Fennel, 1 Bill, Some Traitors, Many Rabbit holes,
So farewell Robert Jenrick and goodbye My Lord
À la recherche de l'hospitalité perdue
Traitor Tick, Tech Talk, and a virgin saint brings destruction
Fancy a lecture on the use of Bayesian theory in the Traitors?