Ah go on - It's the National season - and you need a subscription!!

If only the grounds of vulgarity, I have to apologise for talking about the financial aspect of our relationship. It always sounds a bit needy - a tiny hint of Peter Pan crowing to the Pirates (if one were being a tad whimsical); or perhaps poor Pip’s Mr Pumblechook, forever taking credit on the slightest happenstance.

Perhaps also I am fearful of tempt…