Traitor Tick, Tech Talk, and a virgin saint brings destruction

The Catholic Church has nearly 6000 saints, and one of them, Saint Maria Goretti, was canonised for fighting off the advances of the local Jack the Lad in turn-of-the-century Ancona. In brief, she said no, and he stabbed her repeatedly with an awl. She died a day later, having forgiven everyone and generally behaved like the good, virgin catholic girl s…