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The Doctor will see you off now!

Can I just tell you straight away that you might not want to read the rest of this if you see yourself as an enthusiast, supporter or fan of English…

Jul 1 • Nick Boyd

If it isn't Science screwing it up, it's HMG simply lying.

I am a broken man.

Jun 30 • Nick Boyd

Cucumbers and the Tote

I am about to repeat something (many things actually) - and if you are sensible and interested in betting on The Tote, then read on… otherwise skip to…

Jun 23 • Nick Boyd

Andy Burnham's first Budget revealed

Thanks to the phenomena of Quantum Time, this recently discovered Telegrpah report of November 26th 2026

Jun 22 • Nick Boyd

Another week in paradise...

Well, that’s done and dusted, and I suppose I should be thrilled to be out the other side of Royal Ascot Week with all my digits and toes still…

Jun 21 • Nick Boyd

ROYAL ASCOT DAY FIVE

Saturday 20 June 2026

Jun 20 • Nick Boyd

Sorry you can't play, can't stay, can't ref - you're foreign.

Yes, the most inclusive global event has started!

Jun 13 • Nick Boyd

Drill Baby Drill, or should that be Snap, Run or Think

Devastating… RIP David Hockney.

Jun 13 • Nick Boyd

Here lies Canute Healey, who tried to turn the tide of wilful stupidity

Most of Wednesday’s PMQs were taken up by TLOTO’s questions about the government’s failure to produce its long-awaited defence spending plan.

Jun 11 • Nick Boyd

Just another day adrift in space

Or Derby Day as it is sometimes known!

Jun 6

When I grow up, I want to be a village elder!

Plus a newly discovered zest for Poetry!

Jun 2 • Nick Boyd

Maybe it's just me, but does our Jersey whiff a bit?

Whatever your perceptions of Jersey are, it is often described as one of the UK’s great success stories, albeit that constitutionally, it is not so much…

Jun 1 • Nick Boyd

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