Sorry dears, but Sally Bowles is not appearing anytime soon!

I’m sorry, dear hearts, but if I see another bloody article or hear some pan-european pseudo-intellectual glottal-stopping their way through a warning about Britain’s Far Right future, I shall scream.

Britain in 2026 does not bear an uncanny resemblance to the dying days of the Weimar Republic, nor is Nigel Farage about to goose-step down Whitehall in hi…