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ITV would like to apologise for any offence caused to any former Chinese Boxers.

It appears that, amongst the many dishes on offer from the Chinese Spies within the Labour Party, donations to various senior figures' leadership campaigns were on the menu. Additionally, James Robinson, Tom Watson’s former Comms guy for 3 years, had his house and home office searched by police today. Robinson left Watson in 2018 and set up his own PR consultancy, whilst marrying GB News presenter and former Labour MP Gloria De Piero. Things one suspects are about to get very murky.

Any press insinuations besmirching the character of Lord Tom Watson are, according to the families of Lords Bramall and Brittan and Mr Harvey Proctor, entirely accidental.

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