Nation stunned! King reads PM's nonsense aloud, and Wes almost delivers the shock news.

Through the first part of the sporting and events bonanza, with all my predictions making it or, as in the case of Boy George, sadly falling by the wayside. Still, he’ll have a lovely week there, and it’s not as though San Marino won’t be picking up his hotel bill and sorting out any issues for him!

Back in Blighty, the King reads some stuff he knows is sadly undeliverable tosh, and that it is tosh that weakens not only his country but all its citizens, due to the ineptitude and lack of ability of the people who actually wrote it. However, he and his dear Mama knew better than to chuck it aside and say out loud - is this really the best you can do? Just before the PMS millionth reset and public announcement of a new set of undeliverables, Wes Streeting announced he was definitely pulling his trousers on and getting ready to do things and that they were important and he was going to be doing something very very soon because it was impoertant and he was on it and we weren’t to hold our breathe because it was goign to happen right this very moments away…

Meanwhile, the Dante meeting gets underway