We're not even getting the hamster!

But you are getting all the tips for the TV racing.

May 10, 2025

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Watching this government bending over backwards to avoid falling flat on its face, as it negotiates the steps onto the world stage, reminds me of a conversation a friend once had with his daughter.

Daddy, can I have a pony? No. Daddy, can I have a dog? No. Not even a small puppy? No. Daddy, can I have a Hamster? No Darling. No pets that need looking after, cost a lot of money, require vets and make a mess. Daddy, can I have some torn jeans, dye my hair pink and have a tongue piercing? You can have a Pony.

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