As I write, there are sharp intakes of breath around the globe, and even in the enlightened parts of The Reparation Isles, there is the odd “Crikey!” and even “Lumme!” But let’s not jump the gun.
We started the week with people posing as wholesalers, stealing many bits of cheddar cheese from Neal’s Yard. I have bought cheese from Neal’s Yard once, and if…
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