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There is something deeply reassuring about the fact that Formula One, having spent untold millions convincing the world that it exists at the absolute cutting edge of human ingenuity, has arrived in Barcelona with half the paddock discussing what appears to be a dispute involving a measuring device favoured by pyramid-building Egyptians - a tr…