So farewell Ascot. Rock on Goodwood

So that’s that. Overheated young men have beaten each other up over the etymological background to the word Slapper; some have been thrown into side rooms and made to fork out for plastic socks, after failing to wear any with their £19 Primart loafers; women have fainted at the sight of so much sun, ice cream and botox; trainers have publicly declared t…