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I am appalled at the lackadaisical attention to security that has once again allowed The Proletariat Pudding Party to launch a multi-handed attack on The Prince Albert Memorial in Kensington Gardens.

Ms Gripdyke-Thyne, Ms Minnie Bannister, Ms Cynthia Moriarty and Ms Ulrikakaka MeinSchloss managed to launch both a Cabinet Pudding and an Alexandra Pudding at the Albert Memoiral, although the group did not appear to make any connection between Princess Alexandra’s husband, King Edward VII and Prince Albert, his father.

Mary Berry suggested that the Alexandra pudding was too pink and that the Cabinet Pudding was incorrectly launched with custard whereas the Cabinet Pudding is tyraditionally served with a sweet white sauce, often called a Sweet Wine Sauce (sometimes called a brandy sauce or white wine sauce). In other words a white sauce with alcohol.

The four Ladies or Women, issued a stement on the collective’s behalf, although two of them, (but your correspondent cannot tell you which two as they were all shouting at the same time), wished to be identified as Xe or Xem.