If it isn't Science screwing it up, it's HMG simply lying.

I am a broken man.

I have self-diagnosed myself thanks to Google Quack with Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID), formerly known as multiple personality disorder. ChatGTPjustcoughandnowtheotherone, tells me it is a complex mental health condition characterized by the presence of two or more distinct personality states. “Two or more…?” And the rest.