I hope I have successfully shown that thanks to the entire spectrum of Quantum Sciences, my selections may not necessarily be winning in this universe, but they are in another. Emboldened by this insight, I have been conducting deep research into the mathematics surrounding many of life’s other problems. Thanks to my discovery of QM (Quantum Minispeak), I believe we are much nearer an understanding of how the modern world works.
QM is a recent phenomenon that requires a Government Minister (Mini) to deliver any statement (speak) in which facts extrapolated from one reality are added to the facts of an entirely different reality. When scrutinising these statements, they appear coherent, and people initially believe them to be accurate. However, after any consideration over ten seconds, it becomes apparent that the Minister is, in fact, in a state of self-delusion.
This week, for example, we had a statement that the tragic capsizing of a boat full of illegal immigrants proved that the Government’s new policy of stopping the smuggling gangs was working - because the gangs were using cheaper, bigger boats, carrying more illegal immigrants, who were being charged more to be smuggled. QED, the policy is working. Before that, we had a Minister explain that removing the pensioners’ Winter Fuels Allowance was to prevent a run on the pound.
Similarly, Ed Millipede pledged this week in Parliament that the UK would achieve net zero by 2030, that GB Energy would partner with Crown Estates to create 30GW of offshore wind power, and that the Viking Wind Farm in the Shetlands would fully come on stream.
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