Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?

At the end of this, is a recipe for some comforting winter food.

Is it some Lewis Carroll conundrum? Something we drank from a tiny bottle or just something in the constantly recleaned water? A hitherto unknown side effect of Astra Zeneca? The truth may be far, far more damaging. God save us. It is beginning to appear as though a strain of madness is running through the nation. This strain gets massive public attenti…